Keep thinking that if i was ever drafted i'd end up operating a computer for the army or something -- and then i think, how funny it would be to have my primary specialty be Director Application Development. I'd be a Staff Sergeant in the 51st Division of the 103rd Multimedia Corps. We'd make propaganda mini-cds to replace the leaflets they usually drop on countries they just bombed the crap out of. Imagine how great though -- fully interactive presentations detailing the history of the conflict, reasons for the current trouble, where they can find food or help, what they can do to help their country stop getting bombed...

etc. etc. the possibilities are endlessly humorous.