It can be no coincidence that the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences is NATAS...or SATAN backwards. Who thinks up these names, and then these acronyms without....well, without thinking? We all know that most television programs are created (or "pitched") by the Dark Lord, but for him to put his name right on it is just plain offensive.

Remember the good old days when the evil plots of Lucifer were hidden, subtle, nefarious things? These days he's just not putting any effort into it. It's a sad day when Satan's schemes are so easily seen through. This is the lowest point in evil-doing since the advent of 666 Cough Syrup.