Last night, leaving the office, headed to the train, near the corner of Erie and Orleans and two kids round the corner. The one closer to me says to the other, "Watch this," so I'm immediately on my guard cuz I know he means -me-....

As he passes me, he kinda stumbles at me and shouts, "Oh jesus! Fuck!" or something to that effect....

...a testament to my sanity that I didn't do anything back, especially considering the events of yesterday. What? You don't know what happened yesterday? Yeah, that's what I thought, bubba.