So, alright, this isn't going to happen this year. But wait till next year, kids. The lineup of Sosa/McGriff/Alou is going to hit on all cylinders, all the pitching will be back and healthy and whatnot, and the youngsters that broke in this year will be primed next season.

Plus, the world tension is continuing to mount, thanks to our moron of a president.

Which reminds me: last night on Daily Show (actually a rerun from Sept 18,2002) they showed a clip of Bush speaking:

"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again."

Brilliant.