i honestly had something to say, something very clever and insightful and revolutionary and it has completely slipped my mind.

i can not stand it when you forget something you were about to say and someone says, "oh, then it must not have been very important..." what bullshit! what if it was the most important thing in the world and i'm the most forgetful person on earth. what if i absolutely forgot to tell you to not press that big button marked "SELF-DESTRUCT." just because i couldn't remember to warn you doesn't make it a trivial matter, does it? why don't you answer that question while you're picking the little bits of yourself up off the ground?

seriously though, don't push that self-destruct button or else we're toast.