chaoskid military report:
15 june 2002: heavy fighting on many fronts, morale low, chaoskid shellshocked in bathroom, staring in disbelief at his own image in the mirror. direct contact with saboteurs leave chaoskid relatively worthless.
furthermore, another name is added to the list of those who aren't with us and are therefore against us -- chaoskid is, by definition, not organized enough to deal with this development.
16 june 2002: direct contact with enemy puts a sudden and decisive end to the war. chaoskid comes home in defeat, yelling, "where's MY parade?" there is nobody there to greet him, and that's kind of the problem, isn't it?
on a positive note: this defeat leaves chaoskid able to wage his dual-border war. again, new enemy meets main requirement of being almost certainly undefeatable.
chaoskid never enters a battle that he knows he might be able to win.
hoo-ah?
hoo-ah.
15 june 2002: heavy fighting on many fronts, morale low, chaoskid shellshocked in bathroom, staring in disbelief at his own image in the mirror. direct contact with saboteurs leave chaoskid relatively worthless.
furthermore, another name is added to the list of those who aren't with us and are therefore against us -- chaoskid is, by definition, not organized enough to deal with this development.
16 june 2002: direct contact with enemy puts a sudden and decisive end to the war. chaoskid comes home in defeat, yelling, "where's MY parade?" there is nobody there to greet him, and that's kind of the problem, isn't it?
on a positive note: this defeat leaves chaoskid able to wage his dual-border war. again, new enemy meets main requirement of being almost certainly undefeatable.
chaoskid never enters a battle that he knows he might be able to win.
hoo-ah?
hoo-ah.
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