My #1 turn off:

Women who spell 'woman' as 'women.'

As in: 'I am a very attractive, intelligent women.'

What the hell is that? Obviously that's the equivalent of me saying, 'I'm a very smart men.' And I would never do that, and I can't see that happening very often.

So, take a note, ladies. Unless there's more than one of you, you're a woman. And if you can't figure that out, you're just a little girl.