Some in depth statistics:

Word count: 50,394
Characters (letters, symbols and spaces): 270,246
Characters (letters and symbols; no spaces): 219,802
Characters (somewhat developed people): 4
Paragraphs: 1018
Pages: 92

Average length of word: 4.36 characters
Average length of paragraph: 49.5 words


Punctuation
Periods: 3,134
Commas: 2989
Question marks: 573
Double dashes (--): 228

Words
the: 3417
I: 1977
word: 99
Sheila: 64
fuck: 64
shit: 52
phone: 38
damn: 11


(Interesting that I used the word "fuck" just as often as one of the main character's names... Whee!)

Soooo hey, there's a weight off my shoulders. Thanks to everybody who kept asking me what my word count was. It's done, it's done, it's done!